May 2013
coeptum:
I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb
drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
nishlo:
I might be bad (at everything) but I’m perfectly good at it
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card